Bath Robe on a Video Conference Call

Earlier this week I had a conference call for work where one of the participants showed up wearing his pajamas and a bath robe. Now I will confess that I often wear unprofessional shorts during video calls but keep them hidden under the desk. I actually keep a very nice dress shirt on the back of one of the chairs in my office. If the call warrants it, I put on the shirt and saddle up to the desk so nobody can tell what I have on below my waist.

Fortunately our meeting only included a few of us and the underdressed participant had spent the previous week ill. I don't hold his attire against him but only use it as an example for my post. Should you find yourself in a similar situation where you don't feel well, I think it would be better to just keep the camera off and explain that you are under the weather and look like death warmed over. I think your fellow meeting attendees will forgive you and not worry that you are not on camera. Furthermore I'd bet they are glad you didn't wander into the office and infect them.

One more thing probably deserves mentioning. Should you be wearing a nice shirt but casual shorts, do yourself a favor and don't stand up in front of the camera. There is the story where someone does that and everyone at the meeting sees him in his boxers. I have never had anyone do that but am extra careful not to flaunt that I am still in my cycling shorts during meetings. Along similar lines, I try not to show up for calls in my ski outfit.

Turning the Sound Off on my Phone

A few weeks ago I did something I didn't think I would like: I turned the sound off on my phone. I started getting a lot of irritating messages and found it easier to just turn the sound off completely than to filter which apps or contacts created a sound on the phone. I have to admit that I don't miss all the dings and buzzes coming from the device. I don't plan to turn the sound on anytime soon.

Now you may think I am crazy for silencing my phone but it isn't completely quiet. It is connected to my Suunto watch which beeps quietly every time my smartphone receives an announcement. I can quickly look at my watch to see if it is a call, text message, or annoying Uber advertisement. The beep on the watch is accompanied by a short vibration and I never miss one of these announcements. More importantly those around me can barely hear it, if at all.

Yesterday my parents stopped by my house and I made sure to show them a home improvement project my wife and I have almost completed. Mid-sentence my Dad's phone started playing an old rock-and-roll song loudly. It really disturbed the whole mood of the moment. My sister called and wanted to coordinate meeting up with my parents and so the call turned out to be important. That doesn't mean it wasn't annoying. I much prefer the quiet beep on my watch where I could have looked at the caller and politely excused myself before answering.

There are a lot of rude smartphone behaviors that people exhibit in public. Silencing my phone is just one way to keep from offending those around me. Besides it is helping with my own sanity and I am a lot less stressed. 

A Great Case for AI

A couple of years ago my wife and I purchased a vacation rental condo in Orlando. It is only a couple miles from the entrance to Disney World and we got it so we could make wonderful memories with our grandkids. When we are not using it, it is in a rental pool that generates income for us. At least we hope it generates income. This year that is not the case due to a number of extenuating circumstances, one of which is that the condo is several decades old and needs a bit of refurbishment. We knew that when we bought the unit and planned accordingly.

In October the property management company did an inspection and told us we needed to replace the carpet in the bedrooms. This did not come as a surprise as we actually had plans to do that but hoped to get a few more months of rental income to offset the cost. When another maintenance issue arose that kept guests from renting our unit, we decided we should immediately replace the carpet and did so. We have a great company we work with that quoted us an amazing price and did the work in only 3 days. When you have a vacation rental unit, you don't want to spend a lot of time without guests and 3 days amazed us as being short.

In talking with the refurbishment company, I asked their opinion on what else needed to be done to help the condo look more up-to-date. He responded that it is too dark and needs to be repainted. That did not surprise me. The owners before us took it upon themselves to make sure no two walls in the condo matched. Naturally I asked for a quote.

The refurbishment guy went one step above what I asked for and sent pictures of what it would look like with new paint. As he finished installing the carpet, he made sure to take some pictures so we could see the work he did. He then ran the image through ChatGPT and asked what it would look like with updated paint. He then sent 2 different images for each room giving us an option of colors.

While I expect tech guys to use AI tools a lot, it is not something I expected from a construction contractor. Needless to say it impressed me. I have yet to get a price quote but given the cost of the carpet and other projects I have seen him quote, I found a refurb guy I will get to do all of the work on the condo.  

An Added Benefit of my Insignia FireTV

Back in September I switched out my inexpensive off-brand 4K TV for a little better known off-brand one. I have to admit that while the picture is better on my new TV that works as my computer monitor, I almost took it back for a serious issue. Occasionally I would wake my computer from sleeping only to have to unplug my HDMI cable from the computer and plug it back in. Fortunately I have figured out what is going on and have fixed that. The problem is not with the TV but with my keyboard. I need to hit the "Return" key on the keypad to fully wake up the computer, not the regular keyboard "Return" key. I've been doing that for 3 days and it works like a charm. I have not had to mess with HDMI cables at all.

The reason for my post today though is because of a feature that got set up by default but I doubt I would have set it up on my own. My new Insignia TV comes with FireTV from Amazon. When I set it up, I put it on my home network so I can use it as a streaming platform. Doing so connected the TV to all of my smart home devices like my Ring doorbell. Now when someone comes to my front door and presses the doorbell button, a picture-in-picture display appears on the monitor and shows me who is there.

Thinking about setting that up, I probably would have passed on that feature. My thought process would follow the lines of I could always pull out my phone and check there. Interestingly enough, I prefer to have the screen magically appear for about 10 seconds and show me who is at my front door. It comes up on a part of the screen that I rarely use and doesn't really get in my way. Even then, I am sure I could move it but the default works perfectly.

Normally I prefer to set up new features myself instead of having them set up automatically for me. This is one exception to that rule and I am glad the FireTV software knew I would want it. This week my wife has had a lot of visitors and it is nice to know I can remain in my home office every time the doorbell rings. 

Fat People on Airplanes

My wife and I returned from visiting our son in Ohio yesterday morning. For those interested, I did not have any issue with my son's compressed air canister for his avalanche air bag. It sailed through the TSA screening without incident. On the way out, we had the second exit-row seats as they have the advantage of more legroom and still being able to recline. I also learned something on that flight. One of the passengers required a seatbelt extender. In other words he was too large for the regular seatbelt. When that happens in an exit row, the flight attendant needs to put the large person in a different row. Fortunately someone gladly switched with the unfortunate passenger.

Then on the way home, my wife and I got split up. We still found ourself in the second exit row but we both got stuck in middle seats. Unfortunately we both got stuck between large people that oozed out of their own seats and into ours. It happened on both sides of us. This had me thinking who is at fault for squishing me on a 4-hour flight. Is it the problem of the individuals for being too fat or is it the airline's fault for not accounting for larger passengers?

Fortunately we have the source of all knowledge at our fingertips. The first thing I did was look up the design specs for plane seats and discovered we adhere to a standard set in the early 1960's. Airplane seats are ideal for anyone 5 feet 10 inches or shorter and weighing under 180 pounds. I can see that as being appropriate back then but now people have gotten much larger. I have a great story about an overloaded boat in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World, but that is a story for another time. 

I next looked up the average size of American males and females. The average weight of an American female is 171 pounds, which seems kind of heavy to me but still under the 180 pound design of airplane seats. The average American male weighs 199 pounds, well above what is expected on planes. Unfortunately there is no federally mandated minimum seat size and I think that is part of the problem. The airlines don't have an incentive to make their seats any larger than they are now.

Fortunately most airlines require people above a certain size to purchase a second seat. It has to be purchased before the flight and cannot be done at the last minute. Furthermore, Southwest and Alaska airlines will refund the second seat price if the flight is not completely full and there are extra seats available.

For your reference, my wife is smaller than me and also weighs less. I am a comfortable 5 feet 8 inches tall and weigh 160 pounds. I should fit comfortably in plane seats and so you know it is a problem when I am getting squished on both sides.  

 

Bringing an Avalanche Airbag on a Plane

Soon I will be headed to Ohio to visit my youngest son and his family. My son had 2 requests for this trip: bring a pair of skis he has at my house and bring his avalanche airbag. Now skis are easy to bring as the airlines are ready to handle them, especially out of Salt Lake. The airbag poses a unique challenge for airplane travel.

I don't imagine a lot of my readers know what an avalanche airbag is and why a skier would need one. Think about a bag of potato chips and how the largest ones always seem to be at the top of the bag while the crumbs sink to the bottom. The same thing happens in an avalanche where the largest objects will rise to the top and the smallest sink. The idea behind an airbag is that you instantly become larger and should float to the surface of the sliding snow and not sink to the bottom where you can quickly suffocate. In order to inflate the airbag, my son's bag has a canister of compressed air. FAA guidelines restrict any container of compressed air even though there is one for every life jacket under every seat.

I have never taken an avalanche airbag on a plane but my older son has and I vaguely remembered what he went through. The first thing is you have to let all of the compressed air out of the cylinder. Standard maintenance requires you do this once a year anyway and so I went into a room with lots of space. I put the backpack on and pulled the trigger cord. A large hissing noise ensued and I expanded to twice my normal size. As I write this I wonder if an avalanche airbag would be a great bear deterrent.

I took off the backpack and found the release button to empty the air out of the inflatable bag. Then I removed the canister before folding up the bag and repacking it like one would a parachute. Now that I had the empty cylinder, I didn't know what to do next and so I went to the source of all information: the Internet. I did a search on flying with an avalanche airbag and made sure to include the manufacturer's name. The result came back with step-by-step instructions on how to disassemble the cylinder and bring everything through airport security. Furthermore it listed the two airports in the world where you will have the most problems: one in Canada and one in Germany. Oh and if you are going to Japan, just leave the cylinder home and rent one when you get there.

The important thing I needed to know is to unscrew the top from the cylinder so TSA can inspect the inside of the empty cylinder which looks like a small metal water bottle. The top contains the release valve and a pressure gauge so you know if you have enough air in the cylinder. I tried with all my might to unscrew the top only to be thwarted by Bubba who cranked that sucker tight at the factory. I had to enlist the service of my wife and together we unscrewed the top so everything is now ready to head to the airport when that time comes.

The last helpful hint I got from the Internet said it is okay to check the airbag but carry the cylinder on the plane. That way you can explain what it is to TSA. Having heard horror stories about passengers called back to baggage check-in because of questionable items in checked bags, I will be sure to heed that advice. After all, I don't want to miss my flight dealing with questions. If I run into problems, I'll be sure to post a follow-up entry. 

First Snow of the Season

I slowly started waking up this morning when my phone started going crazy with text messages. Given the massive amount of rain we received last night, I figured it related to snow in the mountains. Sure enough, that is the primary subject of all those messages.

My son made the mistake of showing my 7-year-old granddaughter webcam pictures of the snow up at Alta. She responded, "Can we go skiing today?" My wife immediately shot back that her grandfather would take her, implying that there is no minimum amount of snow I wouldn't try to ski on. I will confess that the thought did cross my mind until I took a closer look at those webcam images. No we need a lot more snow before I'll brave the conditions. Fortunately we are expecting more precipitation through Wednesday. Unfortunately my schedule won't let me be able to take my granddaughter skiing until Friday afternoon and the snow might not be around then.

The Internet has given us a number of tools to help us know what is happening in the world around us. While it is easy enough to look out the window to see what the weather is doing, we can also use websites to see what the weather is doing anywhere. While I use it to check local ski resorts, I can also check out snow conditions in Colorado, France, or even Japan. For those that don't like the snow and cold, you can check beach webcams around the world. One of my buddies constantly has a webcam up on his computer of his favorite surfing beach in Hawaii.

This access to instant information had me remembering how I used to get ski-resort information as a teenager. Mobile phones didn't exist nor did digital cameras that make placing images online so easy. Now that I think about it, "online" didn't exist either. We didn't have the benefit of websites. We did get a daily newspaper though and could find all sorts of information there. If the paper didn't have what you wanted to know, you either did without or gave someone a phone call. You just needed to know who to call.