Ringtones

Yesterday I woke up to the sound of ducks quacking outside my boat and I wondered which of my kids decided to call my wife. The funny thing is that my wife's phone happened to be 600 miles away at the time. My wife has set up the duck quack ringtone for each of her kids. That way she knows it is one of her own children instead of a friend or stranger. So now I have become accustomed to wondering why one of the kids is calling whenever I hear duck quacks even though it may be an actual duck on the water outside my sailboat.